my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
my heart. it has exploded.
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Here are all the games’ links in order :)
YOU ARE A SAINT.
guys im going to cr y
my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla
my parents got me the license plate icarla
i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country
GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME
MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT
IM LEAVING THE COUNTRY
Whatever you are physically, male or female, strong or weak, ill or healthy-all those things matter less than what your heart contains. If you have the soul of a warrior, you are a warrior. Whatever the color, the shape, the design of the shade that conceals it, the flame inside the lamp remains the same. You are that flame.
WHY IS GAY MARRIAGE EVEN AN ISSUE
BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES
that can be taken one of two ways but both are accurate
this is so clever i love it
For real though, Bizarro is one of the better dailies in the newspaper lately. I put it right up there with The Far Side and there’s no doubt that Piraro was inspired by Larson.
Hyperstealth is a Canadian company that has recently developed a material that bends light waves around a target that allows for complete invisibility labeled “Quantum Stealth”. The material removes not only your visual, infrared (night vision) and thermal signatures but also the target’s shadow.
fucking canada made the invisibility cloak
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried